A Little Humor

A boy and his mother, were sitting home alone one evening. When all of a sudden the phone rang. The boy answered the phone. It was the preacher, and he wanted to speak to his mother. The boy summoned his mother to the phone, as requested. The mother came to the phone, and had a short conversation. Then she got off and told her son. " Go upstairs and take a bath. The preacher is on his way over".

After the boy had finished taking his bath. The phone rang again. This time it was his father. Calling and checking on his family. To see how they were doing. He asked his son "what are you doing"? The boy told him he had just taken a bath. The father asked him "why he was bathing so early". He said he was just sitting around, waiting for the preacher. The father asked him which one? The boy said he didn't know.

The father thought for a minute. Then he replied:

If it's the COGIC preacher, hide the money.

If it's the Methodist preacher, hide the liquor.

If it's the Baptist preacher, sit in your momma's lap.