Like It Is Now

We have yet another chapter from the Atlanta diaries. Courtesy of the housewives. Singer/songwriter Kandi Burrus is like a deer caught in the headlights waiting to hear a thump. She knows someone is going to get hit one way or the other, but she still hangs out on the highway. She is just hoping it won't be her. Why would you even put yourself in position to get hit if you have a choice? Just stay in the woods where there are no cars. Her and Phaedra Parks are some closet freaks. When you and a self-professed goldigger are going on trips and partying together. You need to make some different friends and associates. With you being rich and having trouble in the romance department. Not being a true friend, she either has advice or some slick talking dude lined up herself to prey on you. Don 't be the only duck on the yard with the chickens. They like chicken, but you're good too. Especially if it comes with dressing.

I'm starting to smell some silicone when it comes to Ms. Parks. But she has some pretty legs and you  can't buy those. Since I saw Diamond and K. Michelle and the drama behind them. I know they're buying butts in the ATL. Representing Bobby Brown in family court doesn't promote you to the status of a Gloria Alred. Where was she before the reality show took off? You went on the road with a little known rapper (Drumma Boy). Now six years later you posting pictures of your booty on the Internet. Were you just a jump-off with a law degree back then? Don't ever think Kandi posted this picture without her approval. She would have already filed the lawsuit papers if she hadn't. The fishnets are no coincidence. They hide all the cellulite,dimples and scars. I don't know why kandi is so impressed. Her booty is bigger than Phadrae's. They just wanted to get the public pulse. I think I know what the deal is with her ex-con husband Apollo Nida now. He did some time for her, or at least took  the blame. We're just looking at the last two years that we seen on the screen . They've known each other since the early nineties. He remembers when she was plain. Before implants and weave got popular like it is now. All a donkey booty was, is a big one that don't twerk.