This You Will Never See
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Wanted: Unskilled Workers. No exp. nec.
Hours : Mon-Fri 9am-5pm
Health Benefits unparalleled
Generous profit sharing plan
4 wks. vacation annually to start
We are a Fortune 500 company, and we're begging people to work. We have a liberal advancement policy. Basically all you have to do, is show up for work. We offer a competitive starting wage. Entry level pay is 20hr. for laborers, with a 5% raise after 90 days. If you can read and write. There is a $2500 signing bonus. We will meet or beat any advertised vacancy. Just tell us where to find a copy.
Apply : Wherever you want to, and mail in your application. Don't worry about a thing. If necessary we will come to your house, and get you .
posted by Common at
10:35 AM
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8 Comments:
If there were job classifications like that, people who say they cannot find a job will no longer have an EXCUSE not having a job.lol
Blinders-Off,
That's just the thing. This will never happen. The more they demand, the less they are likely to get. They'll just be replaced with a less expensive worker.
Why not? We're the richest country in the world.
I won't pay anyone below $13 hr. to work, for my company. When they take time away from their family. I think it's worth that much.
Anonymous 1:23,
What kind of business are you hiring for? That has a lot to do with how much the job pays.
Never happen
Nice idea with this site its better than most of the rubbish I come across.
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